don't mess with children...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

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[mariña - 25 de febrero de 2007 - 20:19]

Por desgraza xa me ten pasado iso de non poder aguantar máis e partirme coa risa ata case chorar (eu non cheguei a facelo, pero algún deles si). Menos mal que case sempre foi ao final da clase...

[Marykinha - 24 de febrero de 2007 - 13:13]

joo pois son dignas de apuntar, jejeje eu das practicas xa teño dous momentazos e o peor de todo e que tes que aguantar a risa para non darlle pe ao neno para que siga facendo chistes ...
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[mariña - 22 de febrero de 2007 - 21:00]

Moitas veces quedo con gañas de anotar moitas saídas boísimas que teñen os rapaces nas clases... Penso que vou levar unha libretiña para esas ocasións.

[alex - 22 de febrero de 2007 - 19:30]

Que comentarios fan os nenos! Eses chistes quédanse curtos ó lado das ocurrencias que se poden chegar a escoitar. Vivan a imaxinación, a inocencia e a intelixencia dos nosos pequechos! Que pena que os adultos pretendamos que deixen de ser nenos pronto a base de "ensinarlles" cómo deben ser! Óese demasiado iso de "eso no se hace, eso no se dice, eso no se toca"